Our customers have been waiting for a birthday card that perfectly captures the chaos of caffeine and questionable life choices. This “Shit Myself Coffee Bean Juice” card delivers — and shoppers will grab it off the shelf the second they read it. A go-to wholesale greeting card for boutiques, gift shops, and bookstores: impulse buy near the register, perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic, relatable, and edgy humor. Strong year-round appeal with high reorder potential. Specs: Standard A7 size (5 x 7 inches). Premium matte cardstock. Blank inside. Includes kraft envelope (30% recycled). Printed in Colorado, USA. Top reorder item — pairs well with our other funny birthday cards and vintage humor collection.