Back synopsis: A long time ago I was a baby and it was pretty funny. Then I became older & stronger and everyone wanted a ride. 'Trot me over yonder,' they'd say by kicking me with their boots. Yes it is messed up and I am sick of it. This is the end of my horse shit so read it up. There will be no more rides, no more funny horse sounds just for fun. I am going to hurt the old man who runs this piece of shit place.

• 6 x 4 postcard that fits nicely into any book. 
• Printed on 14 pt cardstock.
• UV gloss coating on the front to ensure durability.
• Matte finish on the back that features a brief synopsis of the "book".
• Space to write an address and message, along with Paperback Paradise branding.
• Designed and printed by Paperback Paradise.